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Another Hetalia meme!

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Pick 15 characters from Hetalia, one of them a character from another fandom, or an OC:

1(different fandom character/OC): Lower Austria (A region in Austria)
2: Austria
3: Prussia
4: Belarus
5: Russia
6: Romano
7: China
8: America
9: Finland
10: England
11: Iceland
12: Sweden
13: Canada
14: Veneziano
15: Japan


Aaaaand here's the Qs!

15 busts in on 7 singing their character song (if they don't have one then choose a random song), what's the reaction?

/Japan & China/

Japan: "Nee, China-san."
China: "Huh? What's the matter, aru?"
Japan: *holds up a camera, trembling* "C-Could you sing Ni Hao Chuugoku while I film you?"
China: "Nothing easier than that! Leave it to the big bro, I will master that!"


10 and 3 pulls a dirty prank on you, what's your revenge?

/England & Prussia/

Prussia: *laughes his butt off, looking at the drenched with beer me*
England: *giggles*
Me: *acts surprised* "OH MY GOD! THERE ARE FRITZ THE 2ND AND A UNICORN OVER THERE!"
Prussia and England: *turn round*
Me: *throws ducks onto the both* "FEEL THE POWER OF DUCKS!"


1 enters the Hetalia world! What's everyone's reaction?

Lower Austria: *enters the conference room with jeans and a messy worn shirt* "Hey, whazzup?" *smoking a cigarette, blinks to Austria* "Servus, Onkel!" ("Hello, uncle"; I considered that Austria is Lower Austria's uncle)
Austria: *waves slowly and with big eyes, shocked*
Lower Austria: "Why you stare zat stupidly, 'm I an alien or what? Haha!"
Prussia: "Look at Austria's nephew! He's more ridiculous than Austria himself!" *laughes*
Lower Austria: "Really?"
*2 hours later*
Prussia: *sitting with Lower Austria in a bar, drunk* "A-Anozer beer!" *hick up*
Lower Austria: "Man, ya're okay? Ya drank just 8 glasses and ya're drunk like England!For me another beer, too!"
Waiter: "Are you sure? It's already your 10th one..."
Lower Austria: "Huh? Something wrong?" *breathes smoke of his cigarette out and smirks*


5 kisses you on the lips, while 9, who was planning to confess to you, is watching from a distance. Reaction?

/Russia (HELP ME O.O) & Finland/

Russia: *kisses me*
Me: *panicking*
Russia: *doesn't stop to kiss*
Me: *sees Finland with a rose, looking very sad, panicking even more and wants to get away from Russia*
Russia: *holds me tight so I can't flee*
Me: *waves to Finland*
Finland: *shakes head frightened and runs away screaming* "SUUU-SAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"


Time to mash the fandoms together! If 1 and 11 had a relationship, who would top? And would it work out?

/Lower Austria & Iceland/

Lower Austria: *tells me about his new boyfriend*
Me: *tableflip* "WHAT?!"
Lower Austria: "Yup."
Me: "YOU and ICELAND?! You both are like night and day!"
LA: "But he doesn't mind I smoke." ^-^
Me: "But I do."
LA: "You're just my creator, not my girlfriend."
Me: "Wait, since when are you gay?"
LA: "Since...uhm...Cigarette?"
Me: "...I'll give you a week. Not more than two."


Holy Roman Empire! 13, 4, and 8 stole something precious from you!

/Canada & Belarus & America/

Me: *walks into room* "Hm...I need to decorate, it looks so empty in the-waiiit...WHERE'S MY PIANO?!"
Canada: *whispers from an other room* "I am a piano...I am a piano...I am a piano..."
Me: *follows th voice*
America: *hits Canada* "Shut up!"
Belarus: *holds a knife towards America: "YOU shut up!" *psycho look*
Me: "WHERE'S MY PIANO!?"
America: *points at Canada* "There."
Canada: "I am a piano...I am a piano...I am a piano...I am a piano..."
Me: "And my real piano?"
America: *points at Canada* "There."
Me: *touches a finger of Canada, you can hear a piano sound* "Ah, it works. Thanks!"


After school, 2 asks you out on a date. Reject or accept?

/Austria/

Austria: "Well...that's now a bit embarassing for me...but...Do you want to go out with me?"
Me: "A date?"
Austria: "Was? Ah, yes yes, a date...mhm..."
Me: "Well...you're the uncle of my OC."
Austria: "I knew you would reject. I'll now show you my despair through the pia-"
Me: "OF COURSE I WANT TO, TROTTEL!"


For some apparent reason, 14 tries to kill you! Who's gonna save you?

/Veneziano/ (WHUT!?)

Veneziano: *rape face* "You...BASTARD! YOU ATE MY PASTA!" *holds up a fork, ready to stab me*
Me: "No! No, I didn't! I didn't eat pasta for a couple of weeks!"
Veneziano: "That's a big crime!"
Me: "Noooooooooo!"
Veneziano: *comes nearer, looking now directly into my eyes* "Sooo...Some last words?"
Me: "I...I..."
Iceland: "Don't!"
Norway: "Worry!"
Denmark: "WE'LL!"
Sweden: "Save."
Finland: "You!"
Denmark: "Say it! Becauuuuuuuuuse!"
Iceland: "We're!"
Norway: "The!"
Sweden: "Nor-!"
Finland: "-dic!"
Denmark: "FIIIIIIIIIVE! YO!"


6 ate poison, and you're the only one to save him/her. How will you do it?

/Romano/

Romano: *eats something, I'm too lazy to think about a meal*
Me: *comes to him* "Hey, Romano! How are yo-?"
Romano: *starts to cough, gets red in his face, touches his throat and falls onto down onto the floor*
Me: "Romano!" *knees down*
Romano: *coughes* "My stomach...hurts..."
Me: "D-Don't worry! You'll be fine...I'll...I'll call the ambulance!"
Romano: "No."
Me: "What?"
Romano: "Don't call them. *coughs* I-It's my end...G...Give-a-me a last kiss..."
Me: "Wha...DON'T SAY SUCH A PIECE OF SH*T, YOU VOLLIDIOT! I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE NOW!"


1, 12, 15, and you switched personalities! 1 now has your personality, you have 15's, 15 has 12's, and 12 has 1's.

/Lower Austria & Sweden & Japan/

Me: *touches breast* "That's...weird. Very...very...weird..."
Lower Austria: "Would you please stop touching THAT area?!"
Japan: "Hmm. Says the one who's a boy now."
Sweden: "Haha, ya look funny in ma body!"
Lower Austria: "I look exactly like you."


7 and 3 are playing the pocky game!

/China & Prussia/

China: "...and the one who takes the last piece, wins. Got it?"
Prussia: "Got it."
China: "Okay." *they start to play*
Me: "Ooooh gosh..."
China & Prussia: *both end up kissing and Prussia gets away quickly*
Prussia: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
China: "The pocky game."
Prussia: "You didn't mention that we kiss!"
*Both argue and start to fight*
Me: *walks away veeeeeery slooooooowly*


2 creates some living mochis!

/Austria/

Prussia-Mochi: *jumps onto my head and bites me*
Me: "AAAAAH! IT WANTS TO EAT ME!!!!"
Austria: "That's because you ate mochis at our last visit in the Japanese restaurant! I told you I planned to make mochis with England's magic."
Me: "I'M GONNA DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *runs in a circle*
Austria: "It was quite interesting. Japan helped me making the mochis."
Me: "IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY HAAIIIIIIIR!"
Austria: "And then, I sneaked into England's house and looked up for some magical spells."
Me: *bangs against a wall* "Ouch. IT WANTS TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Austria: "Afterwards, I cursed the mochis with the spell and now they are what you can see." *turns to me, shocked* "WHERE'S MY MOCHI!?"
Me: "Sorry..."


9, 6, 10, and 14 are all drunk and are dancing on the tables!

/Romano & Veneziano & Finland & England/

England: "YOU'RE READY? LET'S THE PARTY STAAAAART!" *sings Pub and Go*
Romano: *dances and jumps onto Venezianos back*
Veneziano: *gives Romano a piggyback ride*
Romano: *sings* "I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY~!
Finland: "I love dancing! :3"
England: *stops to dance all in a sudden* "Hey, guys."
Veneziano+Finland+Romano: "What?"
England: "Please answer me one question."
Veneziano+Finland+Romano: *listening*
England: "Am I Catholic or Protestant?"


You are at a fancy restaurant with 5. As the bill arrives, 5 ditches and you can't pay.

/Russia/

Me: "Ehehehehe....o-okay...Uhm...Er..." *starts to sweat* "I...I'll...Füfüfüfüfüfüfüüüüü! °J° "


13 asks for some help on his/her math homework.

/Canada/

Me: "What? But I'm bad in maths. You know, I didn't pass my last one last year? Why do you ask me?"
Canada: *whispers* "Because I like you..."
Me: "What?"
Canada: "Because I don't understand what to do."


4 sends you a box of coal. Offended or...?

/Belarus/

Me: *redas the notice in the box*
Notice: "Here's some coal. Do whatever you want with it. Maybe you'll need it. In love, Belarus ;3 ♥"
Me: *runs with it as fast as I can to my maths teacher* "HERE, SIR! TAKE IT! KEEP IT! DON'T GIVE IT AWAY AND CARRY IT WITH YOU ALL THE TIME!"


Seven minutes in heaven time! 15 and 8 are inside the closet.

/America & Japan/

Me: *knocks on the door* "H-Hey, you're finished? I want my dress for today's ball!"
Japan: "O-Of course, which one do you want?"
Me: "The little black one!"
America: "No, take the funny white one with the pink flowers!"
Me: "I wore that last year."
America: "BUT IT'S FUNNY!"
Japan: "No, the black one is nice. But if she had a Kimono, it would be better."
Me: "Can I have my dress now?"


1 slaps your back. HARD.

/Lower Austria/

Me: "AAAARGL!!!" *falls down*
Lower Austria: "Haha, that was funny! Do it again!"
Me: "Pfft. No."


11 lipblocks 7 and 9.

/Iceland & China & Finland/

Me: "Come on! Kiss kiss kiss kiss!"
China: *kisses Finland*
Iceland: "What's going on here?"
Me: *fangirling* "Look! China and Finland are kissing!"
Iceland: *Grabs Finland and looks deep into his eyes* "Do you really want to do that?"
Finland: "W-What...?"
Iceland: "Think about Mister Sweden! How would he react if his wife kisses an other guy."
Finland: "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *starts to cry*


14 walks in on you singing your favourite song.

/Veneziano/

Veneziano: "I will die here where I fall, can you hear my voice call to you in this darkness through curtains of the night? And I will die defending your lifes though I only wanted to leave this place with you, my friends...~" ♫
Me: *starts to cry and runs to Italy, grabbing his face* "DON'T GO INTO THAT MANSION AGAIN! DON'T DO IT!" *runs away sobbing and crying and screaming and throwing a duck onto Veneziano*


5 is being annoying. How do you deal with it?

/Russia/

Russia: "You still can't speak Russian." (Reference to my first meme)
Me: "I-I don't have time for that..."
Russia: "You really piss me off." *smiles in a creepy way*
Me: "H-How can you say something like that while you're smiling?"


You are forced to marry 2. Are you happy?

/Austria/

*After wedding in church*
Me: *sticking out tounghe to Lower Austria* "Muahahaha, you'll be my nephew, now."
Lower Austria: "WHY MEEEEE?!"


It's Valentine's day, and you have to give either 12, 15, or 10 a chocolate.

/Sweden & England & Japan/

Sweden: *stares at my chocolate*
Me: "S-Stop staring at my chocolate, it's not for you! D:" (Reference to my first meme)
England: *passes by*
Me: "TAKE THIS! I CANT BEAR THE LOOK OF THAT GUY ANY MORE!" *runs away crying*
England: "Wha...what was that now?"
Sweden: "Hmm..."
Japan: "I don't know if I interpreted that right, she maybe is in love with you or Sweden-san."


You go cloud-gazing with 3. How does it go?

/Prussia/

Me: "Look! That cloud looks like Gilbird."
Prussia: *jumps up* "Seriously, I'm bored. Let's go doing something better!"
Me: "For example?"
Prussia: "Kicking Austria's a*s!"
Me: "DON'T KICK THE BUTT OF MY HUSBAND!"


8 and 7 is playing strip poker!

/China & America/

Me: *watches them distraughted* "I...leave now."

... While 13 and 6 are breaking all the windows in your house.

/Romano & Canada/

Me: *coming home, sees Romano and Canada* "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING THERE?!"
Romano: "It's fun!"
Me: "CANADA! I HELPED YOU WITH THE MATHS HOMEWORK!"
Canada: "I'm sorry, but he forced me to do it because either he would rip Komaguros head off."
Kumajiro: "Who are you?"
Romano + me: "GOD DAMN IT, HIS NAME IS CANADA!"


4 hits 12 in the face with a boot.

/Belarus & Sweden/

Belarus: *hits Sweden's face*
Sweden: *no emotions*
Belarus: *keeps on hitting*
Sweden: *emotionless* "...Au."


1 and 15 is watching Pewdiepie.

/Lower Austria & Japan/

Lower Austria: "Hey, Japan! Gonna check out this!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnT7YP…
Japan: "I hope I won't regret that..."
*at 2:19*
Lower Austria: "Oh god, that's aweso-"
Japan: "AAAAAH!"
Lower Austria: "BAM OIDA, STOP SCREAMING!"
Japan: "But that scream frightened me..."
*at 2:29*
Japan: "What the he-"
Lower Austria: "Waiiit for iiiit, wait for iiiiit..."
*at 2:40*
Lower Austria: *can't stop laughing*
Japan: "...I feel bad for him."


You find 5's secret stash of money!

/Russia/

Me: "Oh my f*cking god... o.o I...better...leave...I think he'll jump out of a corner every second and stab his water pipe into my stomach..."


9 plays Can Your Pet.

/Finland/

Finland: "Aaaaw, look at my cute little Finni! I named him Finni! And look, he has a cute little curl and a tie! And he's so cute! Oh, I unlocked a new feature! The bicylcle! I love cycling! Okay, here we g-...what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! FINNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
(That was my reaction xD)


10 confesses to 11, while you are preparing to throw a water balloon at 11.

/England & Iceland/

England: "Well, I...want do tell you something."
Iceland: "Huh?"
England: "I...like you. I...yeah."
Iceland: "R-Really? T-There's somebody who...likes me? That mu-?" *gets hit by a water balloon* "WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?!"


You walk in on 3 changing.

/Prussia/

Me: *walks into Prussia's room and leaves it quickly again*


You and 7 win a trip to Hawaii. What happens there?

/China/

China: "Okay, I packed our suicases, so, let's gooooooooo!" *squeezing his Hello Kitty doll*
Me:  "Oh, I'm sorry, China, but I found out right now that the goldfish of the uncle of the cousin of the father of the grandmother of the greatgrandfather of the nephew of the niece of the mother of the best friend of my greatgreatgrandmother died and I have to arrange the funeral. *sees France walking by* You can go with France!"
*runs away*
France: "Huh? Did I miss anything?"

1-15 appear with new art styles. Reaction?

Me: *staring at them* "Uhm...yeah...I can't describe it."
Heyo! Because of :iconmizu1993: I cought the meme bug. xD So I copied the newest meme she made and filled it in, too. :p
If you really want to read it, I recomment you to read my first meme, there are some references to it. ;3
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